Monday, October 30, 2006

Life is funny...

Okay, as i start to think about the day i giggle a little bit, no, i laugh full heartedly. Today i went to the sperm bank to give my first "specimen" which is just a polite way of saying i had to masturbate for a reason. The reason being that i may have a chance at creating offspring. If everything goes as planned then i will get a stem-cell transplant which will help if not cure my m/s. ANYWAYS, i am getting side tracked. back to the sperm bank. So, my dad dropped me off at the hospital, and as i walked to the elevators, i met up with one of the nurses. she asked me how i was doing, and i awkyardly answered "good." I went into the waiting room, and filled out some more paperwork. there is a ton of paperwork involved with freezing your seamon. I took my MP3 player and my cell phone to the sperm bank. My dad told me not to take all day, lol. thanks dad. So after about 15 minutes of waiting, the older nurse called me back. She led me down a hallway to a small rectangle room with a sink, a small cabinent, a television, a chair, and a basket full of pornography from old 80's nasty XXX to the newest and coolest playboys. Not to mention some interesting videos. i dunno though, all this is pretty overwhelming as you can understand. I felt like i was in a movie, and honestly i couldn't stop laughing. first i had to get some proof that this actually happened. I took the playboy's and laid them all over the floor, then got up on the chair and snapped a picture. lol. as you can imagine, i am having way too much fun with this, and there is nothing professional about my attitude. Finally it's time to get down to business, now, without getting too graphic, i did get down to "business" ;) i had my headphones on very loud, and didn't notice my phone was ringing untill it vibrated off the cabinent and fell on the floor, it stunned me for a sec. then i quickly picked it up and saw who was calling..........................yes, it was my mother. My jaw dropped and i was actually angry for a second. So, i opened and closed it quickly, then shut the phone off. Mothers have no business calling while you are taking care of "business" ya know??? Once you have successfully extracted a specimen, you mustput the lid on, wash your hands, then ring a door bell in the small rectangle room. I did this, and a younger nurse, probably no more than 4 or 5 years older than me came to the room. I was standing half in the room, and half in the hall. She continued into the room and told me i missed some stuff on the important paperwork. Now, get a visual of this will ya? As if i am not completely awkyard enough, she stands inbetween me and the "specimen." ok, thats enough. i don;t feel like writing anymore. p.s. Geek Squad is a joke, and a FU***** waste of money $100.00 to be exact. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

1 comment:

stormi said...

Soooo Mikey, what did your Mom want?